Description
Are you in need of some swear therapy?
Look no further than this delightfully profane 2026 wall calendar, filled with funny (and ferocious!) foul-mouthed fowls.
Each monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles.
Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit-stirrers as they dish out irreverent one-liners and profane, yet relatable, trash talk every season of the year.
- 12″ x 12″ (12″ x 24″ open)
- Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
- Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
- Planning spread for September–December 2025
- Spans January–December 2026
- Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Moon phases, based on Universal Time
- Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
- 2026 printed wall calendar, paper calendar, gift calendar
- Holiday or Christmas gift – ready for New Years!
- Sweary office gifts, gag gifts, bird lover gifts
Why Wall Calendars?
Here’s the real magic: wall calendars are basically the most affordable art gallery you’ll ever own. For the price of one teenybopper poster (remember those?), you get twelve months of curated beauty or hilarious graphics that make your office or kitchen look like a Pinterest board come to life.
Plus, there’s something deeply satisfying about the physical act of flipping to a new month. It’s ceremonial. It’s intentional. Your phone might auto-update to February, but YOU get to dramatically tear off January and reveal that stunning photo of cats fighting with light sabers or men in kilts or whatever calendar you, personally, selected.
Or, you know, give it as a gift! They’re a classic.
By Simon & Schuster
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